The cleansing has begun. I can feel the fat melting…
Game Closet (I really should have shown you the before because the transformation is inspiring)
While others moms are encouraging physical activity, I have banned all sports and bike riding for 24 hours. Severe beatings will occur if one ball is out of place during this psycho-clean-mom period. Warning to the neighborhood kids: I feel comfortable yelling at other people’s children.