After driving home from carpool yesterday, Pissy Missy got out of the car and says to me excitedly, “Mom! You aren’t allowed to take rocks from the playground, so I hid them in my pants!”
Confused at her pride for thievery, she then further clarified, “But I didn’t have any pockets, so I had to put them in my underwear.”
And, low and behold, she proceeded to dig out twenty-five rocks from the butt of her drooping Hello Kitty panties.
Should I be concerned about that? Or should I be more disturbed that I was excited to see the rocks and was disappointed at their poor quality…