Blueprint Cleanse Green Juice Recipe (attempt)
Thanksgiving is OVER. OK, stomach? You have got to get a grip. I finally had to throw away the pie because you were out of control and greedy. This is what you are getting today and you will like it: Actually, if there is one “take away” from my Blueprint Cleanse was [...]
White “Leftover Turkey” Chili
Did I tell you we made TWO turkeys yesterday? Dalai Dan really wanted to try to smoke a turkey. I have mentioned his infatuation with smoking here. He is really taking it to a new level, bringing it into the family tradition and all. Well, to say I was a bit worried that [...]
Keeping it Hot
I’ll tell you why I will never have my own cookbook. Because it would have to be titled, Dalai Lina Cooks: recipes not included Recipes assume I have all the ingredient around, which never happens. Recipes make me use onions when I prefer garlic. They tell me to use rice when I’m feeling like farrow. I [...]
Blond Chick
Good thing I had these blondies around. They helped me get through one of those days. The kind that starts with a visit to your OBGYN and find out you’re pregnant. (Oh, wait, that was 6 years ago) I mean, have your doc fondle your knockers and intimately examine your yoo-hoo. [...]
A-Z Salad with Dijon Vinaigrette
Why do my friends have birthday parties at Mexican Restaurants? It’s quite thoughtless of them, if you ask me. Don’t they know me well enough by now? Putting me in a Mexican restaurant is like putting a cocaine addict in crack ally. Nothing healthy can become of it. [...]
