Who else would hide a drawing of Christopher Columbus under my pillow to surprise me on Columbus Day? Not these jack nuts… Seriously, just when I think I want to sell her to the gypsies, she goes all cute and thoughtful on me. Stinker. Happy (belated) Columbus Day!
I’m sorry I went MIA. If I was a blogger worth a bag of beans I would have prepared better for my absence – maybe a guest blog? What do you guys think about those? So, here is what went down: a four-day Pissy Missy and Dalai Mom ultimate weekend of girl bonding. You see, [...]
No one warned me that a four-year-old female was capable of such creative expression. The sophistication of the voodoo-mind-tricks are really admirable at times. It truly puts into perspective how rudimentary the male brain is. Sorry, Dalai Boys, but you don’t stand a chance against this girl…. “No, honey, you can’t have another piece of [...]
My daughter has turned to the dark side. I used to think my boys were evil, but clearly I didn’t fully understand the definition of evil. The dictionary defines is as, “a desire to cause hurt or harm. Very unpleasant.” I was confused. My boys are DESTRUCTIVE. My daughter is EVIL. Completely Lovable Let me [...]