When the Cat’s Away the Mice Will Play…
Max knew it was inevitable. His brothers and sister take extreme pleasure in using his room when he is gone. It doesn’t matter if it is a one-night sleep over or a two-weeks camp… his bed will be contaminated. I don’t doubt that they rub an extra booger on his pillow [...]
The Best Job
I just finished putting my makeup on and was ready to head out the door for a night out sans kids when I happened upon this video. Thanks to Pole to Soul blog, the floodgates opened and I had black tears dripping into my wrinkles. The best job? The best, the worst, the most [...]
Summer Employee Hell
I am an awesome CEO of ME. I know what needs to get done, and I get it done. And I get it down well. I have goals, intentions, vision and dedication. These little employees, however, are reeking havoc on my business plan. How is a CEO of ME supposed to get anything done with [...]
Typical Conversations at the Dalai House
I’ve been collecting funny conversations that happen in my house. Writing them down to ensure that I have a record of all blackmail’able behavior. Most of my good stuff comes from Dalai Daniel. That kid is so bad its too good. Like two days ago when I over hear him singing to himself in his self-made [...]
Crabby Kids: 5 ways to turn them around
Two of the Dalai Children have serious transition issues. I won’t tell you which one is the worse, but she they’re a force to be reckoned with. Whether it is waking up in the morning or coming home from school, their negative energy has the power to turn Luke to the dark side. At the [...]
